( brotergeist. ):

Oh man—
Don’t tell him you used
his hand to open a jar of peanut butter for him
in his sleep.

” Uh- yeah bro you totally
like slept on it all weird.
I was there—”

Uh oh. He knew that look. After
over a year of living with the
ghost, he’s able to recognize when Billy
did something.

’Somehow, the idea of you being
there when I totalled my
arm makes this story
even fishier, dude.’ Run, Billy. Run
before it’s too late.