“ Whoa there brotein shake— when did this convo break into degrassi?!” He snorted before nudging his shoulder a cue for him to change the subject.
’Man, degrassi was so two years ago.’ Though, he took it upon himself to change the subject anyways and not get get too carried away. Right. Oops, he really needed to apologize to Billy later for his hormonal outburst. Well…it could’ve been worse, but he’s not gonna focus on that. ’Anywho, dude, I think I totalled my arm in my sleep. It’s all whack, and not the good whack either.’ And there is his shoddy attempt at changing the subject.
’You know, I always thought people using others as a way to cope with how lame the world is also kinda… lamesauce. People have feelings, so it seems kinda rude to ignore them just so you can feel better about yourself. Don’t make people into something other than humans, they’re not your lil playthings or toolboxes.’
” Yeah let’s not talk about the parties I threw when I was living.”
Stuff he did was probably hell worthy.
’Really Billy?’ Cue very obvious disappointment as he sighs rather heavily at the other’s remark. Famous or not, sometimes he wished Billy Joe Cobra was not his ghost though he’d admit he’d get lonely without him. ’Well, I don’t think Satan or God or…whoever decides where you go, would really count your parties as a crime against humanity.’
“ Yeah but what if he tries to take me to hell—?!”
You know he really could go either way when he passes over.
’Well…according to the bible, you shouldn’t be sent to hell unless you’ve done something completely unforgi– vable.’ There’s a quick pause, as though he’s trying to think back. It’s…kinda been a while since he read the book, but still. ’Do you really think you’ve done some– thing completelyunforgivable?’
“ Just because it has a kid in it doesn’t mean it’s a kid movie.”
Shit was too real for him in that movie.
’Billy, calm boy. None of it’s real. ‘Sides, if there really was a spawn of Satan, I highly doubt he’d be coming after you. Y'know, you being dead and all that jazz.’ Oh Cobra, if only you knew how weak you were.
“ What—!? C’mon bro not cool.” Was Spencer forgetting how much he sucked before Billy improved his dull , dull life?!
There it was. He had to admit seeing his distant relative somewhat upset at his silly tactics were funny. Though, he would not actually mock the former pop star. It’s just not Spencer’s thing. ’Fine, fine; I’ll stop. But, I’m still gonna laugh at the fact that you couldn’t last even The Omen. That was like a kid's movie,Billy.’
“ Hold on there Brocula Try preforming a experimental song in front of millions of people. See now that’s scary.”
’Come on man, just admit yo’re total lamesauce already. No one else’ll have to know, mi amighost.’ Maybe Spencer was barking up the wrong tree– or however that expression always went. Wuss or not, Billy was still a ghost.
“I don’t have to see them to know I’ll ectospill with just the title screen—”
’Dude, you’re just like JTT’s music, total wusscore. I seriously can’t believe that a ghost's scared of jumpscares.’ He totally does, but there’s nothing wrong with poking a bit at fun at Billy.
“ Yeah so — You’re runnin’ this film by youself broscar. Not really good with the whole horror game.”
’Pshh- dude, you don’t even get to criticize me and my horror games if you haven’t even tried one of them.’ He’s certainly not letting him live this down. After all, who’s ever heard of a ghost afraid of horror and other ghosts? Wimp.
